"Hello Professor,
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
Thank you,
Student”
"Student,
ok
-bill”
yo seriously
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
*drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison
What the fuck is wrong with this website
im just trying to hydrate my flesh prison
i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
y’all think this is a joke? once it rained at the end of the school day and we all ran, hugged, screamed, and danced around as if we had all just won the lottery
California sounds like the ending of Holes
